REBOOTED! REFILMED! REWRITTEN! RETARDED!
Lincoln's adventure is retold to reference current events (Lincoln fights the war on terror!), amp up violence (he just looks at them the wrong way and they blow up like meatloaf loaded with firecrackers!), and most importantly, FEATURES G. Dubya as Lincoln's right hand man, ORSON WELLES ("Heh, peas!")!!!
Democracy Has A Name...
LINCOLN CIVIL WAR ZONE!